actuallyjaded:

*buys makeup instead of textbooks*

(via thesextape)

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

(Source: godtiermeowlin, via barbieandken)

babefield:

it here

(Source: mauryshowsexydecoy, via thatmouth)

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

(via barbieandken)

femburton:

*watches anaconda video, gets illegal but injections and dies 2 weeks later*

from the grave: fuck them skinny bitches in the club!!!

(via dullwhitegirl)